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What do you call it when everyone looks at an escalator that stops working suddenly.

Nervous stairs.

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1. A definite need...

What the world really needs is a windshield wiper that won't hold parking tickets.

2. Seems I overcooked the alphabet soup.

I've received reports of hard consonants.

3. Today I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias..

I said to the police "wait, I can explain everything!"

4. I have just learnt a fun fact about tall people.

They sleep longer in bed

5. Instead of going to college for four years and leaving with 150k worth of debt, you could get 75k tickets for the mega millions.

You'd still be in debt but at least you saved four years.

6. Feeding a cat is called?

Catering

7. I asked my friend what he did at the teddy bear factory...

"Stuff", he replied.

8. Whenever I see chocolate, I hear two voices in my head

One says, 'Eat the chocolate.' The other says, 'You heard them... eat it!'"

9. Poop joke

When I was younger I used to think poop jokes were the greatest now at my age I would say there are a solid number two

10. I saw a kid graffiti a wall by writing e = mc^2

“That’s smart,” I said.

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